The old bloke was a bit embarrassed, but he had to see the doctor.
"I'm worried, doc", he said. "I met this twenty five year woman last night and she made passionate love to me. Since then, my old fella has swollen to twice its normal size, its become red and itchy and there's a discharge beginning to appear."
The doctor examined him.
"You'd better sit down", he said. "You're about to cum."
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