Joke :: Hygiene baker

"We specialise In Hygiene", said the sign at the bread shop.

The customer was delighted when she saw the baker pick up her rolls with a pair of tongs and put them in a bag.

"Untouched by human hands!", said the baker.

"Very good!" said the customer, "but tell me, what is that piece of string hanging out of your fly?"

"hygiene!", said the baker. "When I have a piss I pull it out with the string. My hand never touches my dick."

"How do you put it back?", asked the customer.

With the tongs", replied the baker.