Joke :: Cheating wife making love with lover

The errant wife was in the middle of a very passionate session with her lover when the phone rang.

She picked up the phone and listened for a few minutes, and told her lover that it was her husband on the phone.

The boyfriend panicked and started to dress.

"Calm down", she said, "we've got plenty of time. He's playing cards with you and the rest of his mates."