Joke :: He said . . She said

He said . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . .You wear pants don’t you?

He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That’s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ….Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don’t know; it has never happened.

He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.