One sad day Sardarji finds out from his doctor that he’s going to die. He asks the doctor if there is anything, anything at all that he can do to save his life.
After careful consideration and analysis the doctor tells him that he’ll have to drink a milk off a mom’s nipples who’s just recently become a mom for three consecutive days and he’ll live.
Sardarji all depressed reaches home where his whole family relatives and friends are there to share their sympathies. One of his childhood friends tells him “Yaar, tennu pata hai teri bhabi da munda howa hai, teri jaan de khaatir tu peela dood usse.” Sardarji all shy goes “Mein bhabi naal
aisa kaise karsakta hoon.”
Friend: “Koi gal nahii oyee, tere se bharke thorehi hai!”
So Sardarji goes into the room where Sardarni is lying on the bed. While sucking on the nipples he gets her aroused and when he’s about to leave, Sardarni goes “Sardarji taanu kuj hor chaiida te manglo?”
Sardarji: “Nahii nahii bhabii, tussi mere liye enna kujh kita, o bohot hai.” And Sardarji goes home.
Next day he comes back and again Sardarni all horny says “Sardarji taanu kuj hor chaiida te manglo?”
Sardarji: “Nahii nahii bhabii, tussi mere liye enna kujh karde pe o, bohot hai.”
Final day Sardarji comes and yet again Sardarni is again real horny “Sardarji tussi roz aandeo, aaj te kujh hor manglo tussi” Sardarji: “Chalo tussi kendeo te dood naal biscuit hojaan te mazza aajave!”
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